Which "Steel Magnolias" Character Are You?

By: Bri O.

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Which of the ladies from "Steel Magnolias" are you most like? With a star-studded cast that included Julia Roberts, Dolly Parton, Sally Field, Olympia Dukakis, and Shirley MacLaine, the 1989 big screen hit stole our hearts! Part drama and part comedy, the film focuses on the incredible bond that the Southern women share and (Spoiler alert!) the heartbreak of losing their beloved Shelby.

Whether you are quirky and mischievous like Ouiser or as sweet as pie like Arnelle, "Steel Magnolias" is sure to have a character you feel the most in tune with. Maybe you are nurturing like M'Lynn or as uninhibited as Shelby. No matter which traits you share with them, this empowering film about sisterhood reminds us to live our lives to the fullest and to cherish those we hold dear. Most of all, it reminds us to laugh even when it feels like there's no reason to smile.

If you're ready to find out which of the South's sassiest female characters you are most like, this is the quiz for you! You might think you know which of the characters you will be, but answering questions about your preferences and your actions may lead to an answer that surprises you! Go ahead and take this quiz to discover which of these Southern belles you're most like!

How do you feel about the color pink?

Pink is my signature color.

Yuck!
It's a nice color.

Pink is as nice a color as any.

What is your opinion of M'Lynn's husband, Drum?

He has a good heart!

He's a good guy, but also annoying.
I don't have an opinion.

I can't stand him.

Which insult would you use?

"You are a pig from hell."

You are "a boil on the butt of humanity."
"You got a reindeer up your butt?"

"You are evil, and you must be destroyed."

What's your sense of humor like?

Dark

Sarcastic
Ironic

Hilarious

How do you feel about men?

"The most horrible creatures, honey. They will ruin your life. Mark my words."

Most men are deadbeats.
Most men are frustrating.

Most men are sweet.

The older you get:

The wiser you get

The sillier you get
The uglier you get

The more religious you get

Can people change?

I think so. I used to be an ugly caterpillar, and now I've transformed into a beautiful butterfly.

No, but people can learn.
I'm not sure, it might be possible.

People are who they are.

Do you tuck your shirt in?

Yes, it's in style.

No, I prefer to be comfortable.
Sometimes, sure

When the outfit calls for it

Do you listen to your parents?

I'm an adult. I make my own decisions.

I used to, but not anymore.
They're not in the picture.

I've been independent for a long time.

You'd rather have:

30 minutes of wonderful, rather than a lifetime of nothing special.

A few good friends, rather than a bunch of mediocre ones.
A one-armed paper hanger, rather than no paper hanger.

A pure, restricted life, rather than a fun, uninhibited one.

Time marches on, and:

Eventually, you realize it's marching across your face.

So does life, whether we want it to or not
Eventually, the Rapture will come.

So does love

The only reason people are nice to you is because:

I am richer than God.

I'm nice to them.
I've earned their respect.

They feel bad for me.

Are you crafty?

I make my own clothes.

Yes, I love do-it-yourself projects.
I can fix anything that breaks.

I decorate my home, does that count?

Smile:

It's good for you.

It increases your face value.
Otherwise you look cranky.

And fake it til you make it.

Do you like to gossip?

Like it? I love it!

I try not to, but I can't help myself.
Anyone who says they don't like to gossip is lyin',

Gossiping is a sin.

What do you do if someone suddenly starts crying in your presence?

I start crying too. No one should have to cry alone.

I try to remove myself from the situation as quickly as possible.
I offer to pray for them.

I give them a hug and ask how I can help.

Are you religious?

Yes

Yes, but mainly for the sake of tradition.
Kind of, but it isn't super important to me.

Not really

How do you feel about alcohol?

It's sinful.

It's good for you in moderation.
It makes for a fun time every now and then.

I don't drink much.

How's your love life?

I give up on love.

It couldn't be better.
About as good as it can be.

Things are a bit strained at the moment.

Do you want kids?

No, it's not for me.

Maybe, eventually
Sure, kids are a big part of my life.

Yes, I couldn't possibly want anything more than I want kids.

How are your social skills?

I'm still trying to figure out where I fit in.

I've been told that I'm inappropriate.
I'm a social butterfly, everyone loves me.

I don't know, but it doesn't matter much to me one way or the other.

Are you open about your feelings?

I openly express my anger and dissatisfaction.

I try to be open.
Sure, but no one wants to hear about feelings.

Honesty is the best policy, keeping feelings a secret is the same as lying.

How would your friends describe you?

A beautiful soul

Uptight
Considerate

An evil, ugly witch

How old do you have to be to have a past?

Anyone can have a past.

15
20

What does that mean?

Are you sassy?

Grumpy would be a better word

I can be.
When I need to be, yes.

Not really

How do you handle conflict?

I subtly change the topic.

I end conflicts.
Conflict is a sin.

Conflict makes me upset.

Do you use hand gestures when speaking?

Yes, my hands are always moving.

I'm not sure, I've never noticed.
Only as needed, for emphasis.

Does the Sign of the Cross count?

Are you romantic?

Yes, but romance has been missing from my life for a while.

Romance is a sin out of marriage.
I'm a sucker for romance.

Not at all

What role do you play in a crisis?

The one who fixes things

The one in crisis
The one shouting incoherent orders

The confused one who just gets in the way

How would you describe your fashion sense?

Very pink

Practical
Conservative and traditional

Colorful and unique

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